Some say that he once purchased the desert moon of BD+96 3285 B 2 and ruled there as Supreme Overlord for 37 minutes and 14 seconds before he was evicted from office by flesh eating banana squirrels. Others, that he once flew 24 tons of high explosives through the Qureshi Enterprise letterbox at full boost, backwards. In a Hauler. While frying some eggs. And that sometimes he shaves with a pulse laser.
All we know is… he’s called Puzzle Plate.
No information exists on the early life of CMDR Plate, but it is rumoured that he once lead a planet wide rebellion of potato farmers against the Galactic Trade Federation for “Inhumane potato harvesting” at the age of 6. It is believed that he graduated the Pilots Federation Training College with the organisation’s one, and so far only, Order of Merit for Outstanding Contribution to Potato Husbandry.
No records exist about CMDR Plate’s first name and so it remains a Puzzle. These days CMDR Plate is an extremely accomplished pilot and navigator and it is said that he once found his way from docking pad 3 in Irkustk station to the toilets on docking pad 4 in under 4 hours. All by himself.
CMDR plate enjoys collecting rare breeds of potato, the colour of Wednesdays and Khakan swamp snail racing.
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